MY NEW SCRIPT
By Mickey Bluto
FADE IN:
INT. MANSION -- DAY The mist is in my eyes and she hates herself again. She has mist in her eyes again? What's with that?
CLARICE
Bite me you fool. I hate you so & and that's my problem.
FRED
Yeah, I know. I want to bite myself too. The typing action is so cool. I do love it so.
SWEET BUNS
Yes, yes, the sweet buns are fresh.
The action is even more cool now. Sweet buns is looking for action.
SWEET BUNS
Oh baby, how i love those sweet buns!!!
Yeah yeah. This part sucks
CUT TO:
INT. MANSION -- DAY
Wow this is sure as hell cool Fred.
FRED
Yeah.
SWEET BUNS
Yeah I agree
FRED
You eat sweet buns?
He licks his lips...
SWEET BUNS
I did.
FRED
Too bad.
JACK comes in the room.
JACK
Eat this!
SWEET BUNS
You pig!
FRED
Eat me too!
JACK I hate you all.
SWEET BUNS
Eat this, yourself!
FRED
I hate me and you!
Fred throws shit everywhere. Sweet buns of course move to where it ain't.
SWEET BUNS
Don't you be throwin' my shit
FRED
Yeah, see how easy it is to write a script? That's the problem. It's so easy it is bad news.
SWEET BUNS
I want to be a screenwriter too!
Mickey Bluto is a screenwriter living in L.A., of course.